Life in a Shot Glass
0 The Fool: Road sign…“Idiot’s Cross Here”…drive slowly.
1 The Magician: The hand is quicker than the eye.
2 The High Priestess: Use your fricken’ head!
3 The Empress: Life is preggers.
4 The Emperor: All man, and don‘t you forget it.
5 The Hierophant: Get a life, for Christ’s sake.
6 The Lovers: Hooking up.
7 The Chariot: Run baby, and don’t look back.
8 Strength: Get a spine.
9 The Hermit: “I ‘vant to be alone.” (Greta Garbo)
10 Wheel of Fortune: Don‘t bet on it.
11 Justice: Holier than thou.
12 The Hanged Man: Pity party.
13 Death: Your mother warned you, and you didn’t listen.
14 Temperance: How dull can it be?
15 The Devil: What you do when no one’s looking.
16 The Tower: Shit happens.
17 The Star: The glass is half full, if you squint.
18 The Moon: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
19 The Sun: Everybody smile…say ‘cheese’.
20 Judgment: I told you so.
21 The World: What goes around comes around.
1 The Magician: The hand is quicker than the eye.
2 The High Priestess: Use your fricken’ head!
3 The Empress: Life is preggers.
4 The Emperor: All man, and don‘t you forget it.
5 The Hierophant: Get a life, for Christ’s sake.
6 The Lovers: Hooking up.
7 The Chariot: Run baby, and don’t look back.
8 Strength: Get a spine.
9 The Hermit: “I ‘vant to be alone.” (Greta Garbo)
10 Wheel of Fortune: Don‘t bet on it.
11 Justice: Holier than thou.
12 The Hanged Man: Pity party.
13 Death: Your mother warned you, and you didn’t listen.
14 Temperance: How dull can it be?
15 The Devil: What you do when no one’s looking.
16 The Tower: Shit happens.
17 The Star: The glass is half full, if you squint.
18 The Moon: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
19 The Sun: Everybody smile…say ‘cheese’.
20 Judgment: I told you so.
21 The World: What goes around comes around.
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